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Dear White People (2012)

DEAR WHITE PEOPLE follows the stories of four black students at an Ivy League college where a riot breaks out over a popular “African American” themed party thrown by white students. With tongue planted firmly in cheek, the film will explore racial identity in “post-racial” America while weaving a universal story of forging one’s unique path in the world. 

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sounds interesting!

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This looks interesting

Lol .. truth!!

A billionaire was having a party at his house, and in his back yard he had a huge pool with great white sharks in it, he annouced to everyone at the party that whoever could swim across the pool without gettin attacked could either have all his money, his wife, or his house. so when everyone got back to talking all of a sudden a guy is in the pool swimmin as fast as he can and when he gets to the other side and jumps out the billionaire goes.. “holy shit, i didnt think anyone was gunna do it, but anyway, you want the money right?” and the guy says “nuh uh”, so the billionaire says, “oh, you want my house?” and the guys says “naw” and so the billionaire says,” what, you want my wife?” and the guys says “hell naw” so the billionaire says “well what the fuck do you want?” and the guys still tryin to catch his breath goes, ” i want the motherfucker who pushed me in the pool”

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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me… it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister~in~law was twenty~two. she wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and comitted my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and quickly headed straight towards my car. And Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father~in~law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test… we couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family son.” The moral of the story is… Always keep your condoms in your car! ~JayTee~

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